You're in a mood. A seal-clubbing mood. This makes you feel stronger.

This skill gives you the ability to lick your wounds, healing 20-30 Hit Points.

This skill is an improved version of Tongue of the Otter, which heals 30-40 Hit Points for the same MP cost

You feel strong and silent, like a tortoise.

A ghostly turtle shell surrounds you, protecting you from damage taken in combat

You are imbued with the strength of 1000 snakes and lizards. Your maximum HP is higher than normal.

You are attuned to the physical and emotional state of your familiar. There are many familiars like it, but this one is yours, and you're acutely aware of that fact. It's tougher than it would otherwise be.

You're as tenacious as a Snapping Turtle from the Days of Old. You latch onto your enemy and don't let go until you hear thunder. Or whatever. You do more damage in combat.

An astral turtle shell surrounds you, greatly protecting you from damage taken in combat.

You feel at one with the forces of the pastaverse. Your fingers pulse with Magicalness.

You wave your hands to and fro, and conjure up some noodles.

This spell summons some enchanted lasagna noodles, which can be used as bandages, healing some of your HP

You hold a leash made of enchanted noodles, which is attached to the neck of your familiar. Unless you don't have a familiar, in which case it's just hanging like a limp noodle at your side.

This spell summons forth a huge Cannelloni, which envelops you and heals all of your wounds

You are channelling the Magicalness and Strengthliness of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers.

You conjure some Reagents

This spell summons forth a huge Cannelloni, which envelops you and heals all of your wounds

Enemy attack you will take damages

Enemy attack you will take quite a bit of damages

You are in a Disco State of Mind. Your Moxie knows no bounds.

This skill allows you to take a quick Disco Nap, and heal some of your wounds.

This is an improved version of the Disco Nap.

You're in a Mariachi Mood. Moxious!

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel robust, like you've got more hit points than usual.

Having this song stuck in your head makes your money troubles go away -- monsters you slay will drop more Meat!

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel Moxious.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel fleet of foot and nimble of... er... neck. You're less likely to be taken by surprise in combat, and more likely to succesfully run away.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel especially tuned to your spiritual side -- your maximum MP is higher than usual.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel sort of sensitive, but also really tough. Mostly just tough. Your Strongness is higher than usual.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel like your armor is more effective.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you more likely to find items on the corpses of your enemies.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel pointy -- like anything that attacked you would get a stab.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you angry. So angry that you hit harder with your weapon. Grr.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel better than everybody else. Well, better than monsters, at least. Probably about 10 levels better, on average.

Having this song stuck in your head makes you feel like you enjoy drinking more than most people do. Alcoholic beverages will give you marginally more adventures.